“protip: [the My Nationalist Pony guy] is a self-hating gay brit who used to identify as an anarchist before My Little Pony introduced him to the glory of fascism and White Power”

john christ press x to use the houllebecq to fuck and destroy

“Have you ever seen Donnie Darko? It will change your life.” John, the charismatic 20-something protagonist, mused this question in a way that was both philosophical and profound.

ashcastles replied to your chat: a s h c a s t l e: what the fuck there was a bee…

THIS ISNT FUNNY NICO

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sexybritishllama:

me trying to send comforting messages to people

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miraculoustang:

i drew a self portrait

And the monster jumped into the economist’s stomach. The monster became Milton the economist. Milton was the most successful economist in America. But one day, “Look at me, look at me, the monster inside me has grown this big!” CHOMP CHOMP, MUNCH MUNCH, GOBBLE GOBBLE, GULP. The hungry monster ate Milton from the inside.

saturate your room’s atmosphere with hair spray to hide the smell of weed #lifehacks

cornerof5thandvermouth replied to your photo: im trying to figure out how this fucking shitass…

step one: turn ON the phone